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1.I have other fish to fry.
2.What’s good for the goose is good for the gander.
3.Katie bar the door.
4.The whole ball of wax.
5.That is another whole kettle of fish.
6.In my drawer tail.
7.Cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey.
8.Don’t look a gift horse in the mouth.
9.Do not get your panties in a knot.
10.A nose in the brown is worth two in the book.
11.Don’t get your bowels in an uproar.
12.Well bust my khaki britches.
13.I’m going to clean your plow.
14.I’m going to tan your hide.
15.He is long in the tooth.
16.Early to bed, early to rise makes a man happy, healthy and wise.
17.A bird in hand is worth two in the bush.
18.Things are going downhill fast.
19.Don’t upset the apple cart.
20.Having a hissy fit.
21.What comes around goes around.
22.Too many irons in the fire.
23.Ripped a stich.
24.Driving like a bat out of hell.
25.A poor man has poor ways.
26.A dollar saved is a dollar earned.
27.If you cannot stand the heat get out of the kitchen
28.Who let the cat out of the bag.
29.Scarce as hens teeth.
30.I’ll swan.
31.Cooked his/her goose.
32.Took off like a scalded cat.
33.Got himself/herself in a pickle.
34.I’ll declare.
35.Took off lickety split.
36.Just a hoot and a holler.
37.He flipped his lid.
38.He/she just farting in the wind.
39.He/she is just too big for their britches.
40.Doo dad.
41.Nit picking.
42.Raining like a cow peeing on a flat rock.
43.The shit just hit the fan.
44.A stitch in time.
45.Upset my apple cart.
46.Hog wash.
47.Fiddle sticks.
48.Running around like a chicken with its head cut off
49.Bull in a china closet
50.Dark thirty
51.Shillelagh
52.Bushed
53.Burning a hole in my pocket.
54.Right down my alley.
55.Right out of the blue.
56.First rattle out of the box.
57.A good scald.
58.The cats meow.
59.Wild as a shit house rat.
60.What in tarnation.
61.Hop, skip and a jump.
62.The pot calling the kettle black.
63.Panting like a lizard.
64.It came a turd floater
65.He made his bed so he can lie in it.
66.Drawn like a moth to a candle.
67.Katie bar the door.
68.Some one got soaked.
69.Goober
70.You could cut a buggy washer
71.Gussied up
72.Lock, stock and barrel
73.If the shoe fits, wear it.
74.Peter out
75.Hop, skip and a jump
76.Tongue in cheek
77.Worthless as the tits on a boar hog
78.Calf rope
79.Don’t beat the tar out of it
80.You are pulling my leg.
81.Look what the cat drug in
82.Splitting hairs
83.Do not take broom with you when you move – bad luck.
84.Waste not, want not
85.Longer than a month of Sundays.
86.Busier than a one arm paper hanger
87.Bigger than Dallas
88.Raining cats and dogs
89.Come hail or high water
90.She thinks she is Ms. Astor
91.More fun than barrel of monkeys
92.He would not hit a lick at a snake
93.I mean to shout
94.Lolly gagging
95.Right the ship
96.Pot calling the skillet black
97.Flabbergasted
98.Rubbing salt in the wound
99.You can catch a bird by putting salt on its tail
100.Two wrongs do not make a right
101.Hunkered down
102.Old stick in the mud
103.Go but a stump
104.Flying off the handle
105.Pig in a poke
106.Out in the sticks
107.Going belly up
108.Bird nest on the ground
109.Put a damper on it
110.Night owl
111.Fair to middlin
112.All will work out in the wash
113.Don’t know come her from sic em
114.Tying every bundle
115.High on the hog
116.Leaning into the load
117.Bird nest on the ground 
118.Know shit from shinola
119.Pig in a poke
120.Old stick in the mud
121.Until hell freezes over
122.Get/got your goat
123. In the wood pile
124.On a roll
125.Give up the ghost
126.Turd in a punchbowl
127.Getting a fair shake
128.Piddling around
129.Pussy footing
130.Sand in his craw
131.Pussy whipped
132.Hog wash
133.Hog heaven
134.Frog strangler
135.Shenanigan
136.That want fly
137.Going to the dogs
138.On thin ice
139.Will not fly
140.All stirred up
141.Jumped the gun
142.Usta
143.Drekly
144.That makes my ass want a dip of snuff
145.Pick ‘em ukp and put ‘em down
146.That’s all she wrote
147.Cry uncle
148.Missed the boat
149.Clean your clock
150.Feist
151.Iota
152.Nice stand
153.Doodad
154.Whatcha macallit
155.On a tear
156.Shake a leg
157.Break a leg
158.Fish or cut bait
159.Shit or get off the pot
160.Thing ah ma jig
161.Until the cows come home
162.Pecker wood
163.Six of one, half dozen of another
164.Belly wash
165.Piss poor
166.Pot to piss in
167.Peas in a pod
168.Like a fox watching the hen house
169.My two cents
170.Traipse
171.Swamper
172.Whipper Snapper
173.Got her tit hung in the wringer (Donald)
174.Galavanting
175.Walking on egg shells
176.Bite your lip
177.When it rains it pours
178.Dabbling
179.Get your juices flowing
180.Piss and moan
181.Piss elm club
182.Jumping on the boat
183.Bite off more than you can chew
184.Rat Killing
185.Catspaw
186.Caught between a rock and a hard place
187.Gravy train
188.Rip Snorter
189.Tempest in a teapot
190.Eating crow
191.Get the drift
192.Kicking over the traces
183. Touch stone